how to care for extrovert
- bring them to a party. extroverts do not care who they are with or where they are going and don’t care about safety or sleeping or going to work the next day. they live to party. make it happen 4 them.
- they are basically golden retrievers. they do not have deep thoughts or feel sadness they just smile and greet everyone they see. that’s it. that’s all.
- they are also tomagatchis. if you do not give them attention they will cry, shit themselves, and then die. it has been clinically proven by real science that if u leave extroverts alone for an extended amount of time they will wither and die like vampires without blood
- extroverts are not actually humans but human/robot hybrids that thrive on human attention and if u leave them alone their batteries start dying and they sneak out to find a Party (the ideal situation for ANy extrovert) to recharge their batteries
- they dont fuck up conversations. ever. theyve never made a mistake or offended someone or said the wrong thing or embarrassed themselves. they’re part fucking robot those mistakes are reserved for stupid “introverted” mortal humas
- do not let them near introverts. they will scare them. their loud voicees and partying ways will disturb the gentle introvert and society may risk losing a brilliant genius introvert to the anxiety-inducing powers of a party animal extrovert, who cannot understand peoples emotions and will continually try to force the thoughtful and gentle introvert into humiliating social situations. it seems like miscommunication but actually they do this because they are working to exterminate the human race
- they cant have anxiety they dont worry about anything they just want to be around people and party. they are naturally happy becasue they are fundamentally stupid and can magically get along with everyone. they dont have deep thoughts like introverts so they are not prone to depression. it has never happened i checked
- 2 kill an extrovert just abandon them somewhere thousands of miles from humanity they are not even smart enough to make a food without human contact they will shrivel and die as stated before. if u wish to care for the extrovert be mindful of all above mentionded things and do not abandon extrovert under any circumstances. if they are good reward them with party
there u go here’s a special guide to extroverts by me
everything i know i learned on tumblr and snopes so this information is definitely true
Woman Photographs Herself Receiving Strange Looks in Public
“I now reverse the gaze and record their reactions to me while I perform mundane tasks in public spaces. I seek out spaces that are visually interesting and geographically diverse. I try to place myself in compositions that contain feminine icons or advertisements. Otherwise, I position myself and the camera in a pool of people…and wait.
The images capture the gazer in a microsecond moment where they, for unknowable reasons, have a look on their face that questions my presence. Whether they are questioning my position in front of the lens or questioning my body size, the gazer appears to be visually troubled that I am in front of them.”
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